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Savage best friend quotes

Whether you've only known someone for a few years, or you have grown up together, once a true friendship is formed there is little that can break it. But those friendships are rare. No matter what category your friend falls into, if they are there when you need them, you should hold on to them. The rest of these savage best friend quotes should inspire you to do that.

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I don't know what I did to have a best friend like you.

Everything changes and nothing stays the same, but as we grow up, one thing does remain: I was with you before and will be until the end. Nothing could ever replace my best friend.

There comes a time when you have to stop crossing oceans for people who wouldn't jump puddles for you.

We go together like drunk and disorderly.

I hope we're friends until we die. Then, I hope we stay ghost friends so we can walk through walls and scare the crap out of people.

Some people go to priests, others to poetry, I to my friends.

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Savage quotes for haters

They hate us cuz they aren't us! Share and tag that special person you hate on Facebook, Instagram, and Twitter. Let your haters know that you don't give a damn about them. Let them hate and don't give a shit but share these savage quotes for your haters. We've collected for you the best savage quotes! Don't wait just hit your haters with the right words!

Bitch please, my phone battery last longer than your relationships.

Spreading rumors about me? Impressive. At least you're spreading something other than your legs.

You are so fake, even China denied they made you!

I can remove 90% of your 'Beauty' with a wet towel.

Your birth certificate is an apology letter from the condom factory.

Maybe you should eat your makeup so you can try and be pretty on the inside.

I'm not insulting you. I'm describing you.

Call me a Bitch one more time and I'll show you what a real one is.

Savage Quotes for Your Ex Boyfriend/ Girlfriend

Below you will find our collection of inspirational, wise, and humorous old ex-boyfriends quotes, ex-boyfriends sayings, and ex-boyfriends proverbs, collected over the years from a variety of sources. The best revenge you can get on your ex is to move on and let them see you happy with someone that treats you better than they did. Nobody deserves your tears, but whoever deserves them will not make you cry. Here are some of the best savage quotes for your ex!

When your ex says "you'll never find anyone like me" Just smiles and reply "that's the point".

Ever looked at your ex and wondered "Have I drunk the entire relationship?"

When the past calls, let it go to voicemail. It has nothing new to say.

It only takes one bad boyfriend to realize that you deserve so much more.

R.I.P to the feelings that I had for you.

Never get jealous when you see your ex with someone else because our parents taught us to give our used toys to the less fortunate.

Never go back to an old love. Because it's like reading a book over and over again when you already know how it ends…

Definition of Ex? = Thanks for the EXperience. Our time has EXpired. Now EXit my life!

If you're Happy and you know it, thank your ex!

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Savage quotes about life

These motivating Savage life quotes will remind you to have trust in your process even if you're going through the toughest of times and to keep grinding for your dreams. We all are trying to survive and make good out of the dirty, nasty, unbelievable lifestyle! My mama always used to tell me: If you can't find something to live for, you best find something to die for. Get motivation for your life with these motivational savage life quotes we've collected for you!

Don't be careful. You could hurt yourself.

Get Busy Living or Get Busy Dying, That's Goddamn right.

No One Here Gets Out Alive.

I'm the one that's got to die when it's time for me to die, so let me live my life the way I want to.

Do not pray for an easy life, pray for the strength to endure a difficult one.

The fear of death follows from the fear of life. A man who lives fully is prepared to die at any time.

The world isn't all sunshine and rainbows. It is a very mean and nasty place and it will beat you to your knees and keep you there permanently if you let it. You, me, or nobody is going to hit as hard as life. But it isn't how hard you hit; it's about how hard you can get hit, and keep moving forward.

Open your eyes look within. Are you satisfied with the life you're living?

It's not the size of the dog in the fight, it's the size of the fight in the dog!

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Savage quotes about love

So if you're looking for someone to spit some harsh truths your way, and open your eyes, then look no further! Here are some of the most honest, brutal, inspirational quotes that you'll soon fall in love with! If you're searching for the best quotes to share with the people you love (or just want to feel inspired yourself) ... look no further! From the sweetest love quotes, inspirational sayings, relationship quotes, and hilarious relationship truths, we've got everything covered.

I think the best thing for you to do is just live your life. Live a life that's worth living. One where you do what you want to do, pursue your passions. That way, if you meet someone, they'll be joining a life that's already really good.

We all have our scars. That's what falling in love is all about: revealing your scars to somebody who loves you anyway.

The right to life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness means that each of us is free to go our own way, even if the ways some of us may choose to go seem sinful or shocking to our fellow citizens.

It doesn't matter what you're doing. It matters how you're doing it.

Remember, kids: A romantic meal doesn't put you in the mood for a good f*ck, but a good f*ck builds up an appetite for a romantic meal!

Every relationship you're in will fail until one doesn't.

Savage quotes for her

It can often be difficult to express what is in our hearts and to show them how savage she is. We want her to know how much we love her, but sometimes we just cannot find the right words. Using some of these savage romantic, beautiful quotes for her from the heart can help you to make her feel special and brighten up her day. Why not share with her a savage love quote a day until she is radiating your love? And you may also find the perfect words in our collection.

1. She was sunshine on a rainy day, a rainbow against gray clouds, and hope in a Catholic school uniform. She was why poetry was written and art created. I could deny I became a fool for love the second I saw her, but it would be a lie. She made me want to be a better man, a better person in life.
2. If she'd never been kissed, I'd kiss her so she never desired to kiss another man. If she was still innocent in other ways, I would earn her trust and not just make love to her, but create it, a bond so strong she'd never need anyone else. I would be her first and last love.
3. Does heaven operate on credits and debts? Can her kindness wash away my sins?
4. She's not some girl. She's my girl.

5. Her attitude is kinda savage, but her heart is gold!
6. She's a combination of sensitive and savage!
7. She was not fragile like a flower; she was fragile like a bomb.
8. She's a badass with a big heart.
9. Not all girls are made up of sugar spice and everything nice. Some girls are made up of sarcasm, wine, and everything fine!

Savage quotes for Instagram bio

Millions of Profiles with their cool Instagram bios and status and with zillions of photos get created on Instagram every day. If you have an Instagram profile, you must have a habit of reading the profile's Bio and Instagram status of others. People read Bios and Instagram statuses every time they hit a profile. Make your Instagram bio worth reading for. We've collected for you some of the best savage Instagram bios of all time.

1. Bio under construction… check back soon.
2. I'm going to update my Bio….but it better you focus on your own.
3. Of course I'm not perfect; there's a crack in my a$$.
4. Error: Bio unavailable.
5. Oh I'm sorry was my sass too much for you?
6. Too busy to update a bio.
7. Life is too short. Don't waste it copying my Bio….
8. If life is not smiling at you, give it a good tickling.
9. I looked at my Instagram photos and realized I look beautiful.

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